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Here’s another game that we’re hoping becomes a mainstay of Borderline Good. Why? Because gimmicks make for easier writing, d-bags!
Sometimes when you look up a celebrity on the new IMDB you get a short bio. Sometimes you get a lesser known fact…
Dale Dickey Profile
She did an incredible job as a fierce and white trashy adversary in the Oscar-nominated Winter’s Bone. But, more importantly, this snake thing. Can you imagine?! Also, let’s just address the elephant in the room: this chick’s name is Dale Dickey? Is she a superhero’s sidekick who goes undercover as a young newsy from the 20s?
*Boop boop ba-doop boop boop ba-doop boop*
“NEWSFLASH! Actress born Diana decides to go by her middle name Dale because she’s pretty mannish!”
Dave Matthews Profile
This brings me so much joy. It has it all: the visual! Matthews hurting himself doing something stupid! And even, Dave Matthews is a horrible musician who should keep his bland, sensitive easy rock to himself and the Lilith-Fair-Listenin’-To-Horse he rode in on. No, I will not make out with you, jock from the 90s who has “Crash” in his parents’ car’s cd player!
Stipe Erceg Profile
Huh. Three languages. That’s pretty cool. He also is what the finished FTM operation of Dale Dickey looks like completed.