Rad Tatts: Biblical Ink
Daniel 12:3 Star
Rating: Borderline Bad
Underneath my skin? Is skin. With words on it. Daniel 12:3 to be exact. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? No? Well… you can kind of make out some of the words. I cut my skin into a star because the verse has the word STARS in it. Get it? It’s meta. Like having skin inside your skin. Except the 2nd skin doesn’t have any chest hair, because I waxed it. Jesus would have wanted it that way.
Weary Jesus Arm
Check out this sad Jesus on my arm wearing the crown of thorns. Depressing, huh? There are a bunch of happy flowers at the bottom in case you get too sad looking at it. The extra awesome part is my arm pimples become Jesus’s chest acne, so sometimes it looks like he ate too many chocolate bars. I like to imagine he has the exact same skin tone as me. Jesus would have wanted it that way.
Posh Spice’s Neck Lettering (in Hebrew)
(“I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine, who grazes among lilies.”)
Rating: Borderline Good
Oi! Dis be moi jolly good tatt on moi neck, now idn’t it? It’s in ‘ebrew coz dat’s duh language duh Old Testament wuz wri’in in!