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SpamBag: Premier Edition

You may have noticed in the comments section of your favourite blog that sexy, young doctors or adventurous cougars seem very interested in vague, non-descript portions of the article you just read, followed by an invitation to their favourite saucy adult site. Other times, spambots posing as readers simply want to direct you to their blog/company/dog/dog company by using some type of comment-generator that ends up making about 30% sense.

In an effort to make Borderline Good more interactive, we’re providing two new mailbag segments that will take a break from the ratings system. Tonight, we address our most recent spammers in the first edition of SpamBag!

The following comments were received recently in response to IMDB All Stars, a post from March.

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Thanks, Quilting. I like your gerund-like username. Yes, we appear on the third page of Google’s search for “borderline good” after Lady Gaga’s test results and a goodbye letter to the family of an ex with borderline personality disorder. We’re working our way up! I’m glad to hear you’re diligently watching out for brussels. I’m sure it and/or they will appreciate it.

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Hi half sleeve! I can tell you have good taste because you’re a fan of the half-sleeve tattoo which many fun individuals are sporting these days. They’re reminiscent of Blink-182 fans, hipsters, and MMA enthusiasts alike. I’m not sure which cartoon you’re referring to, but thank-you? You’re starting to break up a little. Your analysis of my shakiness is perhaps fair. I often enjoy a craft beer while blogging.

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‘merchant services seattle’ says,

outstanding post! great advice, will take on board!

Are you a sea captain for a merchant vessel? I hope that IMDB segment kept you company on your travels!

‘Lego Police’ says,

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Oh, shit! It’s the Lego Police!
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Nothing to see here! What? No, that’s just the housekeeper. She doesn’t like to wear pants.
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