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You Crazy!

We’ve all got our quirks, burdens, and disorders. Some of them are unavoidable or genetic, while others are freely chosen. Crazy is relative.

20 Strange and Mysterious Medical Syndromes

 Rating: Good

Over at Life Support there’s an article summarizing twenty intriguing ailments you may not have heard of.

Does anyone else think that synesthesia would make you a bitchin’ artist?

“My boyfriend has werewolf syndrome and he lets me call him Taylor when we make out! MLIT!!!”

 

 

 

Paula Deen

Rating: Average

I wanted to find an example of a famous person with a strange phobia or condition to highlight like Howie Mandel, Howard Hughes, or Mel Gibson. But, we’ve all heard about them, and being a racist alcoholic isn’t a disease, so I needed to search more. I came across an article with this photo of Paula Deen and my first instinct was, holy crap, she’s got something that makes her face look like a ventriloquist’s puppet and maybe it’s caused by butter?! But, no, she apparently suffers from panic attacks and agoraphobia. Luckily, she’s sought help, which is great because I imagine the fear of getting stuck in places is a constant threat to this poor woman.

 

Westboro Baptist Church

 Rating: The Worst

Homophobic people are most likely scared and confused by their own sexuality and homoerotic thoughts, feelings, or dreams because what they naturally feel goes against what they’re told they should feel. They become ashamed and scared of themselves and others. So, they tell themselves, and anyone else who might be suspicious of them, that they hate fags! And so does God! Yes… yes… that should do it. The perfect cover.

Crazy people who are Christian tend to make crazy interpretations of their religion that ironically ignore the main cornerstones and entire point of said religion (loving your neighbours, non-judgement, not being total dickholes all the time.)

These two factors, in addition to several helpings of raw, selfish hatred, lead to groups like The Westboro Baptist Church. You’ve all heard of them by now. And Fred Phelps is dishing out this fully baked insanity in the form of protests to the mourning families of killed military personnel at their funerals. Why? Because God hates fags. Were the soldiers even gay? Nope. But anything bad, like going to war, that happens in America (which they also hate, even though they live there and benefit from rights to free speech and protesting) is due to gay people (who God made. Wait, a minute…) They’ve also protested a vacuum store for selling Swedish-made vacuums (because Sweden prosecuted a homophobic pastor, duh), victims of natural and other disasters (because God makes shitty weather due to his homophobia, duh), the Jewish community (even though God’s son was Jewish, duh…?), amongst many others. Thankfully, there are lots of awesome counter protestors to block off WBC’s public masturbation. Oh, but your anger, pity, faith, love, endless quotes from the Bible that say the exact opposite of what they preach, only proves their point, they say. Man, their reasoning is as airtight as a fresh virgin b-hole. Apparently, God hates logic.

They are hands down, up, and all around, the craziest motherfuckers ever. While they may not be representative of real Christians, they are representative of the hatred and prejudice that can be born from religion. Anyone want to place a bet on how much incest and molestation goes on in that family? Seriously, though, someone get those kids out of there.

The documentary “The Most Hated Family in America” is a closer look behind the public protests.

Quick, bring me back to a lighter crazy again!

Ahhhhh.

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Don’t Worry: Here’s a Stupid Post Now

Salsa Dogs

Rating: Great

The creator of this video says he gets every door opened for him… after making him dance for several minutes, I guess.

 

Rating: Poor

Nice try guys, but your coordination is appalling, and I’m starting to suspect you’re not actually dancing.

 

Rating: Borderline Good

The rating most likely to be used for material that should be poor but made us laugh too much.

Inciting Violence

Three examples from the many videos in the past few years of right-wing media voices instilling fear and encouraging violent reactions against people they do not agree with.

Rating: Terrible (Glenn Beck Clips)

The Tides Foundation champions environmental sustainability, economic responsibility, and activism.

 

Rating: Terrible (O’Reilly Clips)

O’Reilly was one of several media figures to call for Assange’s murder.

 

Rating: Great (Young Turks Report); What Cenk is talking about: Terrible

A longer clip of Cenk Uygur on The Young Turks discussing many examples of recent violent rhetoric and related attacks (including the recent killings by Loughner.)

You’re a Cookie Full of Arsenic

Harry Hanrahan from Pajiba’s 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time Compilations 1 & 2.

Oh, and in case it wasn’t obvious, these contain several swears.

Rating: Great

 

Rating: Great

 

Snap.

Puffy Guys and Long Sleeved Shirts

Tough Guys

Rating: Good

The Whitest Kids You Know skit “We Want to Join The Army.”

 

Rating: Terrible

This man had his body injected with sausages.

 

Rating: Good

Around 3:17 Jordan shows a lady what he thinks about smoking, and his boy Joey couldn’t be more pleased. Then JorKnight shows his colours on the dance floor. Peace.

Let’s Get This Party Started Right

Dancing Skeletons

Rating: Awesome

Not the best quality, and it’s pretty long for most attention spans, but if this doesn’t make you at least smile, we can’t hang out anymore.

Rating: Great

This gets a substantial bump up from ‘average’ due to the use of “Yakety Sax” and the surprise ending.

Rating: Average

Did that first cat just barf on the second one?